rubibrooks:

hoveroundismysavior:

CLICK THE SQUARES.

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Can’t help it. Gotta reblog again.

(Source: nocontrolmylife)

kasenji:

sweetie-bot:

sweetie-bot:

princehinata:

genociderkomaeda:

princehinata:

genociderkomaeda:

remember “ah yes, the scalene triangle”

remember “cole sprouse’s tumblr”

remember “2spooky”

remember “mishapocalypse”

remember the alamo

remember who you are

remember remember the 5th of november

(Source: k4zemaru)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

voculabulary:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

You did not

voculabulary:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

You did not

(Source: brennablueskies)

i-am-asdfghjkl:

gr8-writing-tips:

siuilaruinofthegale:

omgwtfdenny:

endlesswitch:

don’t let the ficwriters see this

What did you say

“Her eyes gleamed in the light like irradiated blue topaz.”

this is the most beautiful list of eye-descriptors i have ever seen in my life

“Her eyes shined like a jewel, sort of a Padparadscha mixed with White Opal Star Shine in the middle.”

i-am-asdfghjkl:

gr8-writing-tips:

siuilaruinofthegale:

omgwtfdenny:

endlesswitch:

don’t let the ficwriters see this

What did you say

“Her eyes gleamed in the light like irradiated blue topaz.”

this is the most beautiful list of eye-descriptors i have ever seen in my life

“Her eyes shined like a jewel, sort of a Padparadscha mixed with White Opal Star Shine in the middle.”

(Source: lacylite)

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore)

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

(Source: ensignshabootie)

too-much-fandom:

ambassadorofunicorns:

mirificentia:

gifovea:

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels

by Craig Welsh (1996)

I find this weirdly fascinating

Correction: were

yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

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