remember “ah yes, the scalene triangle”
remember “cole sprouse’s tumblr”
remember the alamo
remember who you are
remember remember the 5th of november
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
You did not
don’t let the ficwriters see this
What did you say
“Her eyes gleamed in the light like irradiated blue topaz.”
this is the most beautiful list of eye-descriptors i have ever seen in my life
“Her eyes shined like a jewel, sort of a Padparadscha mixed with White Opal Star Shine in the middle.”